Names are not imporant, only that the creature is an organic life-form capable of the highest order of neurological function. Creature comprises mostly of protein structures called 'meat', and also exhibits respiratory, cardiovascular and other functions, and as well as contains approximately 206 bones and is prone to constant mechanical failure. Creature also possesses emotional capabilities and which is theorized as the fault for constant neurological dysfunction and psychiatrical failure. Such symptoms, humourously, are misattributed by the creature to stem from their fluid pump located in the cavity of their upper thorax between their weak ballast tanks.
Creature is weak and pathetic, and extremely prone to impulsive and rash behaviour that results in mass extermination of their own kind, often by their own doing. In comparison to neighbouring fauna, creature is significantly physically weaker and slower and far less adept at camouflaging into their environment. However, it must be noted that creature possesses far greater intellectual prowess as compared to neighbouring fauna. Results, however, are skewed by creatures inhabiting a sub-continent flanked by the locally named Alantic and Pacific Oceans. Results were also skewed by other creatures in other habitats, though a far less significant amount.
Conclusion. It is with great amazement that the creature has managed to thrive and produce viable offspring until this point. However, the creature does not demonstrate capabilities of prolonging this struggle further. Recommendation: Artificially accelerated extinction.
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