UUUUUUUUUUNNNGH-uuuuugggghnnnnn
On the agenda for this week, three exams on three modules which I don't think I can finish revising, or more accurately, memorising. There's one tomorrow on the CVS, GIT, Nutrition, Immune, and drug metabolism. I do beseech your most kind prayers! I can scarcely recall anything about vitamins, except that they're probably good for you, somehow, and if you eat enough Cap'n Crunch Peanut Butter Crunch, you'll probably fulfill the FDA's RDA.
Hmmm....I wonder if I can pull a Blackadder. Whooble seems much more appealing than N-acetyl-P-Benzoquinone-Imine or Efferent Arteriole Vasoconstrictor Feedback Mechanism. Hmm...Whooble?
Disclaimer: the author does not actually recommend or condone the eating Cap'n Crunch Peanut Butter Crunch alone to fulfill the daily recommended amounts of the FDA. He suggests that it may be considered part of a well balanced diet of Corn Pops, Cocoa Pops, Waffle Crisps, Apple Jacks and Pop Tarts. He also recommends eating these accompanied with milk. Whooble.
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Monday, May 28, 2012
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
The process of endochondrial ossification
The process of endochrondrial ossification is usually described in a rather violent fashion. If one changed the words a bit, that would be the full scale invasion of a great civilisation by another one.
1. The cartilage is invaded by blood vessels right in the middle to form the primary ossification centre. (read base of attack)
1. The cartilage is invaded by blood vessels right in the middle to form the primary ossification centre. (read base of attack)
2. Chondrocytes undergo modifications to form longitudinal columns.
3. These then deteriorate. (Torture of the locals, followed by execution)
4. Osteoblasts then enter cartilage. (like tanks signifying hostile take over. Osteoblast does sound like the name a of futuristic tank from Red Alert, doesn't it?)
5. Diaphysis starts from the centre. (A diaphysis is essentially the long shaft of the bone, the expansion of the conquered territories)
6. Ossification begins from the centre, as osteoblasts move lengthwise up and down the shaft. The Cartilage continues to grow outward. (As though a desperate attempt to escape the vicious osteoblasts)
6. Ossification begins from the centre, as osteoblasts move lengthwise up and down the shaft. The Cartilage continues to grow outward. (As though a desperate attempt to escape the vicious osteoblasts)
7. Epiphyseal plates around on the ends. Meanwhile, osteoblast catches up with cartilage. (and guns them down. Well, turns them into bone).
8. Epiphyseal plates ossify.
The city has fallen.
8. Epiphyseal plates ossify.
The city has fallen.
Monday, November 28, 2011
St Leonard's words of advice when the going gets tough.
It's Advent again, and a time to return our lives to Christ and await his second coming as we celebrate his first. It is a penitential time, a time to shrug of the worldly intoxications that we infatuate ourselves with and return to prayer and Christ. It is a difficult period especially in a secular society that began celebrating Christmas last month. For me, end of term MCQs and final examinations are rearing their ugly fanged heads. Now, it's a race to finish memorising everything that I shall have to know for this term.
When you're in university, no matter the course, it's always a mad rush for time. For me, my ADHD distracts me and biology is dragging me behind, it takes three hours to make each set of notes. I am blessed however, that it is only time that ails me because there are others who struggle with deeper issues than me with regards to understanding work and getting it done. But I-- or rather St Leonard has a solution for any of these problems! (Yes, a one size that fits all solution!)
Let me quote from his precious book, from examples to induce Tradesman or Artisans to hear Holy Mass, emphasis mine:
- St Leonard of Port Maurice, The Hidden Treasure
Apart from the long beautiful paragraph which our internet brains cannot endure, you may have noticed that this is intended for artisans and tradesmen, the businessmen, whose interests lies in making profits. How does that apply to me, the student, you cry, bewildered, invoking the names of several dinosaurs. It is simple, because we as students, we too desire earthly profit! Our avarice (greed) is in the desire for time! We are so greedy for it. Time is a material worldly value, it is precious, more so than money and we would be most foolish to waste it. Yet, we jealously guard it from its creator and our's. How many foolish times have I, in my youth, neglected even Sunday Mass, to study! And I thank God that he has made me wiser now, that I should give back to Him, what He has deigned to give me.
Now, my dear friends, I am not saying completely give up your studies to spend all your time in prayer. That is not your vocation, it is, at present to study, however, I am suggesting, that you perhaps, through this lovely advent, spend more time in prayer. If there is only one thing you do for Advent, go for daily Mass where possible, it is only half an hour of your time! If you fear the commitment, than, go more times than usual, go Monday, Wednesday, and Friday perhaps, or even just Monday and Friday. Whatever it is, set aside that time for God daily, and plan your day around it. Let nothing disturb that. Watch the change in your life appear.
That is what I shall plan to do this Advent. If you can, please say a Hail Mary for me that I complete all my exam prep in time!
To Thee, O Lord, have I lifted up my soul: in Thee, O my God, I put my trust; let me not be ashamed. Neither let my enemies laugh at me: for none of them that wait on Thee shall be confounded. V. Show, O Lord, Thy ways to me, and teach me Thy paths. V. Glory be. -Introitus, First Sunday of Advent, 1962
When you're in university, no matter the course, it's always a mad rush for time. For me, my ADHD distracts me and biology is dragging me behind, it takes three hours to make each set of notes. I am blessed however, that it is only time that ails me because there are others who struggle with deeper issues than me with regards to understanding work and getting it done. But I-- or rather St Leonard has a solution for any of these problems! (Yes, a one size that fits all solution!)
Let me quote from his precious book, from examples to induce Tradesman or Artisans to hear Holy Mass, emphasis mine:
But you are thinking that the avaricious will never listen except to a tune in their own key. Well, then be it so. Get rich, gather up, make profit. What is the surest way? I will show you: daily hear Holy Mass with thorough devotion. It is plainly seen in the case of two artisans whom I could point out. Both pursue the same trade; one is burdened with a family: wife, children, grandchildren; the other is burdened alone with his wife. The first has brought up his family in great comfort and even style, and has all his transactions turn out wonderfully. Customers at his shop, and sales despatched. So he has gone on, till he finds himself putting by every year a good round sum, to serve in time for marriage-portions for his daughters. The other, who is without children, at one time got little employment, was half famished, and was, in short, a ruined man. One day he said confidentially to his neighbour, 'How is it you do? In your home there rains down every blessing of God; while I, poor wretch, cannot hold up my head; and all sorts of calamities light on my house.' 'I will tell you,' said his neighbour, 'Tomorrow morning I shall be with you, and I will point out the place from which I draw so much.' Next morning he took him to church to hear Mass, and then led him back to his workshop; and so two or three different times, till at last the poor man said, 'If nothing else is wanted than to go to church to hear Mass, I know the way well enough, without putting you to inconvenience.' 'Just so,' said the other; 'hear holy Mass, my friend with devotion, every day, and you will see a change on the face of your fortune.' And, in fact, so it was. Beginning to hear Mass every morning, he became well provided with work, shortly paid his debts, and put his house once more in capital condition. (Sar. in Vit. S. Joan. Eleem.) Trust the words of the Gospel. And if you do so, how can you doubt the fact? Does it not say clearly, Quaerite primum regnum Dei…et haec omnia adjicientur vobis? 'Seek first the kingdom of God, and all these things shall be added unto you.' (St Matt vi. 33.) Make but the trial of a year; hear holy Mass every morning with true earnest devotion for one year, and if your temporal interests do not take a better turn, lay the blame on me. But there is little fear of that; you will rather have many reasons to thank me.
- St Leonard of Port Maurice, The Hidden Treasure
Apart from the long beautiful paragraph which our internet brains cannot endure, you may have noticed that this is intended for artisans and tradesmen, the businessmen, whose interests lies in making profits. How does that apply to me, the student, you cry, bewildered, invoking the names of several dinosaurs. It is simple, because we as students, we too desire earthly profit! Our avarice (greed) is in the desire for time! We are so greedy for it. Time is a material worldly value, it is precious, more so than money and we would be most foolish to waste it. Yet, we jealously guard it from its creator and our's. How many foolish times have I, in my youth, neglected even Sunday Mass, to study! And I thank God that he has made me wiser now, that I should give back to Him, what He has deigned to give me.
Now, my dear friends, I am not saying completely give up your studies to spend all your time in prayer. That is not your vocation, it is, at present to study, however, I am suggesting, that you perhaps, through this lovely advent, spend more time in prayer. If there is only one thing you do for Advent, go for daily Mass where possible, it is only half an hour of your time! If you fear the commitment, than, go more times than usual, go Monday, Wednesday, and Friday perhaps, or even just Monday and Friday. Whatever it is, set aside that time for God daily, and plan your day around it. Let nothing disturb that. Watch the change in your life appear.
That is what I shall plan to do this Advent. If you can, please say a Hail Mary for me that I complete all my exam prep in time!
To Thee, O Lord, have I lifted up my soul: in Thee, O my God, I put my trust; let me not be ashamed. Neither let my enemies laugh at me: for none of them that wait on Thee shall be confounded. V. Show, O Lord, Thy ways to me, and teach me Thy paths. V. Glory be. -Introitus, First Sunday of Advent, 1962
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