ouch.

song:Smoothie King [Bowling For Soup]

ANNOYING people drove the buses today.

Okay kids, lemme tell you a story.. gather round, sit a circle, and stop poking out jimmy's eye sammy. This story begins at ten past six when our boy, David, was walking to the bus station. He was tired from a gruelling day's school with stupid teachers and a pe session with 100 meters worth of lunges. As he rounded the corner of the sidewalk, his bus came out of nowhere, zooming to the bus stop. Quickly calling upon the council of his companions, he made a break for it, dashing to toward the bus stop.

Fortunately, there were many people boarding the bus, so by some quick deliberation, he slowed down, until he released the bus doors were closing, he sprinted up behind the bus stop and caught the bus before it had left the bay. Knocking on the door of the bus, he caught a glimpse of the driver. Not more than five foot seven, weighing at 160 pounds, in his mid forties, the chinese bus driver with his backcombed hair and white gloves flashed his uncaring countenance upon our boy. His cold dead eyes showed no interest in allowing David to board. No, instead of doing the right thing, like chinese people do, he decided to take the next gap in traffic riding off into the dusty horizon. Muttering curses of painful deaths and tortures summed up in the word 'fuck' under his breath, David's painful bashful dilemma was made worse by the sudden presence of schoolmates enjoying his amusing predicament. She was among them..
Such fate that draws us upon each other.

I hope you enjoyed this amusing story. I certainly have.

what a way to end your day and lost all dignity infront of well... people you were once upon a time trying to impress..arrrgh. stupid bus drivers. blah.. okay it was quite hilarious. I'm still laughing, just like that time this bus drove too close to the curb and boxed my ears with the side mirror.

Guess i'm just not meant to impress. oh well...like the song says..

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren’t true (Love songs make me sick cuz they’re not true)
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
Hollywood California
So add it up and break it down (add it up and break it down)
It’s not that hard to figure out
Your crazy and I’m crazy about you